Breaking News!!!!!!!!! Sarah Palin sneezed today. We'll update this story as more information becomes available.
This just in!!!!!!!!! Our sources can confirm that Sarah Palin may have actually sneezed just after referring to members of the media as limp and impotent. There are other unconfirmed reports that Mrs. Palin may have not used a tissue, even when allegedly being offered what some say was actually a tissue during what has been reported as the second sneeze in what can only be described as a series of sneezes.
Meanwhile, in unrelated news, innocent people are in prison and a 7.0 magnitude earthquake has rocked Christchurch, New Zealand. Stay tuned for further updates.