Saturday, September 4, 2010

Breaking News!!!!!!!!! by Kevin Bloom

Breaking News!!!!!!!!! Sarah Palin sneezed today. We'll update this story as more information becomes available.

This just in!!!!!!!!! Our sources can confirm that Sarah Palin may have actually sneezed just after referring to members of the media as limp and impotent. There are other unconfirmed reports that Mrs. Palin may have not used a tissue, even when allegedly being offered what some say was actually a tissue during what has been reported as the second sneeze in what can only be described as a series of sneezes.

Meanwhile, in unrelated news, innocent people are in prison and a 7.0 magnitude earthquake has rocked Christchurch, New Zealand. Stay tuned for further updates.

1 comment:

  1. A mixed emotion moment here Josh, had me rollin with the Sarah Palin thang...too funny, but seriousness flowed right after...reality check in a somber moment. I pray that those innocent victims in prison will soon be exonerated, and for those caught in the earthquake I pray the mercy and grace of God flows like a river. These people need help and lots of it, but there is nothing too hard for the Lord.